Category: Dating and Relationships
If you’re a bro do you take it the hard way? Do you enjoy chicken tenders in a cream
sauce? Do you have chicken tenders in the morning? In the evening? At supper time? Do
you like this dish at any time?
Well no, I do not like it hard. As for me dipping it in cream sauce three times a day only if
she’s a cute hen looking for only one rooster.
A rooster who eats a chicken in cream sauce? Cock a doodle doo! Coo coo a choo! Bryan
likes it the hard way!!!
I like eating chicken any time of day. wink
Yes please!
Laughing.
Yep, an afternoon delight is especially good and wholesome. Wink back.
I'm not a bro, but I still like those afternoon delights. Lol.
Just goes to show you can make anything sexual.if you try hard enough.
More like childish.
I have to admit, this euphemism was too much of a stretch for me. If you'd
said this in real life, you'd have gotten a weird look, not a laugh.
It was Pasco's fault.
Grin.
Hmm I see everyone else is as bored as I am when I come on here. This was an immature
joke; however there is a good percentage of homosexual people roaming this place.
However, thanks to Jesus says I have to be nice to everyone; however he never said I
have to like anyone who believes differently than I do.
Eating chicken has been a ewphemism for oral sex for a very long time. I did not invent it. Besides who say maturity means one cannot be silly?
However, thanks to Jesus says I have to be nice to everyone; however he never said I
have to like anyone who believes differently than I do.
Spoken like a true Christian, and people wonder why religion is losing it's grip on society.
Agrees with Pasco.
I'm maturity.
Can you tell by my post?
Laughing
I was not bored. BTW.
And Jesus said you should "love them" So. (Chicken)
Grin.
Jesus loves me this sign know for the Bible tells me so little ones to him belong they are
weak but he is strong yes Jesus loves me yes Jesus loves me yes Jesus loves me the Bible
tells me so
Jesus loves me he who died Heaven’s Gate open wide he will wash away my sin let his
little child come in yes Jesus loves me yes Jesus loves me yes Jesus loves me the Bible
tells me so
Jesus loves me he will stay close beside me all the way thou has bled and died for me I
will hence forth live for thee yes Jesus loves me yes Jesus loves me yes Jesus loves me
the Bible tells me so
And whatever you do whether in word or deed do it in the name of the lord Jesus giving
thanks to God the father through him Galatians 3:17
Brainwashed little sheeple. So sad.
Jesus is just all right with me Jesus is all right with me oh yeah Jesus is just all right with
me Jesus is just all right I don’t care what they may say I don’t care what they may do I
don’t care what they may say Jesus is just all right oh yeah Jesus is just all right
In those days John the Baptist came preaching in the wilderness of Judea and saying
repent for the kingdom of heaven has come near Matthew 3:1-2
Hmm. Starts out with sex on her mind, goes to religion.
I find the church girls are the one whom love chicken.
Laughing.
Well wayne, they do, in my experience, almost invariably call out to God. Or
maybe they're calling me a god, I'm not entirely sure. Both are grammatically
applicable.
Well, when your good...
Laughing.
I could blast you guys with a good, shrew tongue lashing if I felt like it. However, I am
filled with love, joy, and peace; therefore I refuse to be callow enough to stoop to your
level. May God and Christ fill you non believers hearts, minds, and souls. Sayonara or Ciao
baby it’s all the same to me.
Shrewd tongue lashing.* Man it’s been a long week.
Wow, I am confused. Tongue lashing? Yeah baby. The Jesus songs perhaps are sarcasm?
I'm bailing out.
Were we on a Ark? I didn't know.
Stay abord, might get even more interesting.
Oh, and in my confusion, I forgot to say.
"I'm a believer."
Smile.
Filled with love, joy and peace. Sure ya are, you homophobic piece of shit.
There are some disturbed mental patients on here. May you find bliss in your ignorance.
I’ll pray you change your awful attitude. Look in the mirror at your own shitty reflection.
Oh wait I forgot you are blinded by the darkness. It’s the reason you have to attempt to
drag others down with you. Sorry I’ll not lose my soul because I like it up the butt aka the
hard way as you do.
Shoosh. Glad I bailed out yesterday. Don't want to get accidentally injured by flying words.
You have nothing to fear from me, my beloved Aunty Lalady.
Wait what now? What in the world just happened around this topic? I believe in Jesus too, but I'm still completely baffled by ... whatever this has become. Guess I'll chalk it up to bordom. Hasn't been a really thought-provoking discussion on the boards in a while.
Yvaine is a homophobe, pure and simple. Homophobes disgust me.
An odd term, homophobe. It suggests deep fear where so often no deep fear exists. Either way the reaction is putrid and we really need to stop treating it as a disease
Or a psychological condition. Or for that matter an excuse for second-class citizenship.
Tell that to the Mormon church. I doubt they'll listen, though.
In fairness, all she said was that she doesn't like it up the butt. That's
perfectly fair, anal isn't for everyone. I mean, don't knock it til you try it, but
still, not for everyone.
Fine. If were being fair, it not be a homo or phobic act for her. So, she's safe either way even if she discovers she enjoys it absolutely.
If she were to have a two-piece snack pack with extra biscuits, now.
Unless she used a strap-on Wayne, then it would be a homosexual act. Right?
I mean, if a girl does it, that makes it homosexual, doesn't it?
Hmm, a complex question.
Only if chicken were to be served. If not, it could be an act of trying it on for size, or preparing for the evening date with a gay fella.
I have no idea what this is about. She kept bugging us about liking it hard during quicknotes, then posted this. Then it morphs into a talk of belief in Jesus? This behavior is not concordant with Christian beliefs!
Sure it is. The bible has big big problems with gay people.
Wierdly, save the old testament and I think perhaps a couple of Paul's letters, the Bible doesn't seem to have as much trouble with gay people that I've come across. Doesn't stop all the churches from jumping on the anti-gay band wagon though. I honestly applaud those churches that are more lenient towards it. And by the way Imp, the "Mormon" church that you called out is neither the only perpetrator of anti-homosexuality, or even the worst. Not saying they aren't doing their fair share to perpetuate the problem, but as a whole, they're a lot less vicious than some others I could name. Still bothers the hell out of me though. Condemning an entire people under a blanket never sits well with me. Back on topic, this is one of the weirdest antihomosexuallity internet trollings I've come across, if that's what this has turned into. Still can't quite decipher what the original poster's post/profile is actually getting at.
The old testament is more than half the bible though.
It actually hasn't turned in to anything at all.
It started out with sex, then the poster decided to give her opinions on religion.
Then she straddled the line and sort of had sex and religion in one post.
Now, why, I'll refrain from my thoughts, but its fun anyhow.
Laughing.
I'm a gay fella, so get a kick out of silly things.
Mmmmm, sex and religion. They go together like peanut butter and jelly. You
get a nice, churchgoing religious girl naked, you've never seen anyone more
wild and kinky.
Oh Codi, been a while, I've missed your spunk. Seriously, despite our difference, you liven up the place. Nice church-going guys and gals will enjoy sex just as much as the next person. I think the biggest difference is how that particular church chooses to suppress it. And let's face it, there are quite a few ways there, from never do it, to only do it as a necessity to procreate, to only do it within a committed marriage. Poor sex has always been the whipping ... act?
As for the OT being half the bible, that's true. More in fact. , but at least in my religion anyway, the old testament was written for those and by those of a bygone era, a much younger civilization. It's hard for it to be applicable as society constantly changes. Some concepts will remain relevant. Others, not so much. After all we don't stone people or sacrifice animals anymore. ... Right?! It's figuring out which ones are still relevant that is the hard part, if you can believe in god at all that is. And a Christian god besides. Personally the more I learn, the more I start to feel like many of the major religions have truth to bestow, but that we humans are diluting that truth by interpretations and simply being human. it's like God's communicating, but we're all having a hard time interpreting the message. I don't have trouble believing in a benevolent being who loves us. But I'm certainly having trouble believing in all the inequality, bigotry and contrary polacies his religions bring about. And yes, I'm indeed counting my own LDS church in the mix. We have our own skelitons in the closet, and real or perceived, the result is still the same. Not to mention the things that are not just perceived, but definetly real.
I'm going to keep this short
I'm dating a church goer, and I've never ever had anything better.
Yvaine has always been odd, don't know why anyone is shocked.
She's nuttier than Chinese chicken salad.
Again to the lifeless blind people who have nothing better to do than bash others the post
was a joke. Here’s an idea, which has nothing to do with sex or religion, why don’t you
people go get jobs? Why don’t you invest your time into volunteering at places that help
members of your communities? Christmas will before you know it, and the homeless, and
all children deserve to have happy holidays. Plus I’m not any weirder than the rest of the
blind here. I merely made this up because immaturity got the better of me. However, if
you think you’re superior than others such as myself you’d better find yourself a good
psychologist, as well as a psychiatrist. I have no problems towards anyone’s sexually
standing. I myself do not a homosexual relationship, and according to the constitution I
am allowed to state my religion. Furthermore, I am allowed to have my own opinions. Ok
I need to get back to living in the real world.
Aaaaand there's my answer. For the record, not all of us participating in this topic are the societal dregs you take us for. I'd wager most of us are not in fact. I myself do have a full time job, family, hobbies and bills to pay. Nice to see the Christian value of antagonism is alive and well.
Yeah. It's no sinch for us to just run right out and grab a job, especially if you've got more than one disability.
I honestly wasn't trying to offend anyone, and if I did, I appologize. I was just
trying to make a joke along with you. Granted, I made one somewhat at your
expense. Forgive me for the misunderstanding.
Of course you can handle it when you berate me, and this doesn’t include everyone. I
have more than one disability; however I’m able to work. Notice I didn’t stand up for
myself until I felt provoked into it. I’m not directing my anger at a single target; however
notice I’ve become a target just making an innocent joke. I merely tried to take the
bullseye off myself. If I’m being persecuted you’re all going to hell with me. If I write
something that doesn’t apply to you then don’t complain about it. I’ve not shown any
disdain except when someone started it. Plus I explained why I made this topic. Here’s an
idea again let’s all let it go, and move on to more important things in life. Religion aside I
have rationally tried to explain I wasn’t making of anyone, nor meant harm to anyone. If
you can’t be respectful, or nice then please don’t respond to what I’m typing.
Making fun.*
Well hello ll, this was a joke that Heather and I were running with. One thing Ive learned
about Heather is once we became close friends is she’s shes a really cool Christian chic
that knows not only how to rock, but knows whats right and wrong. You all be blessed
with no stress and Heather your crazy Cool and I shall give you what your due. Peace and
love to you all. Take care all.
We start out with a topic is dating and relating with a question.
Yo bros, do you like eating pussy?
Called it chicken, but okay.
Then we switched to a religious rant and some of that was bashing others who don't enjoy eathing chicken tender but like it on the bone.
Now, come on, when us that enjoy a fun time start to be silly, how can you really say we are being mean and wrong to you?
We need a life and other things because...
Get some peace and maybe enjoy your life more.
Smile.
I'll not say sorry when a poster opens up a topic like this.
Getting serious for just a second.
What did you expect to happen here?
I'd really like to know that?
"You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans,
I eat more chicken than any man ever seen."
Clarification.
Some men like it on the bone.
Women enjoy chicken tenders too, but she wasn’t jumping them. Smile.
Now, back to peanut butter and jam.
MMM.
I have to be honest. I made this post because I was teasing Bryan. I never thought I’d be
in a relationship with another man on here, but he is different than any other man. He
tells the truth, but he is still playful and silly, and he can fool me into believing certain
stories. That’s why I started telling him crazy things like he’s going to get it the hard way.
Sorry all horny gay or bisexual dudes he only wants me. He makes me strive to be a
better person, and a faithful servant of our lord God. I think about Bryan, Bear, Olaf, and
Christianity constantly. God has blessed me with this wonderful man. I am extremely
happy to have finally found a man who is honest, loyal, decent man who wants me for all
the right reasons. I love you Bryan. I don’t care what anyone thinks, and if any of you
believe you can seperate is you’re foolish and ignorant because it won’t work.
Congratulations. I hope it all works out as you hope.
Good morning beautiful. I love you to. I also feel blessed to call this Christian rock chic my
girl. You have giving me the kind of love and friendship that makes me believe in true love
again. So thank you Heather and Jesus for loving and believing in me. I’m ready to rock
your world as you rock mine, and remember you can’t open one of those gifts. 😎
Thanks Pass Code have a good day bro.
Congrads. I too hope all goes well.
Now, enjoy the chicken.
Grin.
Just had too.
That gift is still sitting in its pretty bag on my chest. When I make a promise I don’t go
back on my word. After I have my little four feet purple tree up it’ll go underneath it. I
know I’m going to love all your presents. You’re the first man to ever get me something,
and to expect nothing in return. You are the best boyfriend. I thank God and Jesus for
you, Bear, and Olaf every day. I can’t wait for April.
Thanks for the congratulations everyone. :)